mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
darn it i just saw a private part on the internet
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
do you ever stare at a word for so long that it looks misspelled, when it really isn’t
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants